List of Punchlines of various companies

Inspire the Next - Hitachi
Breathe Easy - Blue Star
A diamond is forever. - Debeers
Get More out of Now - Dell
A Virtual World of Live Pictures - Kodak
Relax! Its FedEx - Fedex
Know How - Canon
International Clothing - Cantabill
Have it your way - Burger King
The way to Fly - British Airways
We turn on ideas - Seagate
Drive your way - Suzuki
Intelligence Everywhere - Motorola
India's International Bank - Bank of Baroda
The network is the computer - Sun Microsystems
It takes a licking and keep on ticking - Timex
Solutions for a small planet - IBM
The ultimate driving machine - BMW
My Life. My card - American Express
Invent - Hewlett Packard
Dentist's Choice - Oral B
Never Follow - Audi
Emotionally Yours - Sahara
The worlds online market place - Ebay
We Make It Happen - IBM
Play the Lead - Park Avenue
The world's local bank - HSBC

Apple iPad copyright battle, Outside vehicle tax in Shimla

Name 3 dual-SIM Android smartphones unveiled by Samsung recently.
Galaxy Ace Duos, Galaxy Y Pro Duos and Galaxy Y Duos

What tax would be applied for vehicles entering Shimla from outside?
Green Tax, applicable from February 20th 2012

Name the renowned Punjabi comedian who would be honoured with Gopal Sehgal Award at the Punjabi film festival to be held in Amritsar.
Jaswinder Bhalla

In which country did Apple lose iPad copyright battle?

Name the Indian-American who was awarded with most powerful woman of  California award.
Shefali Razdan Duggal

Sample Report Writing


The Personnel Manager of Flight India Machine Tools Ltd. - a large manufacturing organisation with a factory, repair workshop and offices - wishes to bring to the notice of departmental and Section Heads the fact that employees in the factory, workshops and office have been coming late in the mornings, leaving early in the evenings and taking longer than 1-hour break at mid-day. He stresses that this is a most unsatisfactory state of affairs for the company and that urgent action needs to be taken to ensure that staff come and leave their places of work at proper times. As the Personnel Manager of the company he is responsible to the Managing Director for all matters relating to employee relations. He will need to remind Heads of Departments of their responsibility to watch staff punctuality and attendance records. He requests them to take immediate action to bring these matters to the attention of all staff.




Flight India Machine Tools Ltd.
20, Industrial Estate,
Peenya, Bangalore

15th February, 2012

To: All Heads of Sections and Departments
From: Raj, Personnel Manager

Staff Punctuality and Attendance

It has been observed that staff of both the factory and repair workshops are arriving late in the mornings, leaving before time at the end of the day and arriving back late from their mid-day break. This is a state of affairs which all Heads should do their utmost to rectify immediately.

A detailed check made last week revealed that almost third of the factory workers, according to the clocking machine, arrived after 8:30a.m. and in the repair workshops twenty out of a labour force of fifty were late arrivals and at least four out of six mornings. One third of the factory and workshop labour force left, on at least four evenings out of five, before 6pm. This could not be permitted as it hampers the efficiency and productivity of the company. Also too many workers are returning late from mid-day break which I would remind all Heads should be of one hour's duration only.

Office staff should be at their desks by 9:00a.m and it has been noted that several of them are not. Again, there is too much late returning at mid-day.

I would remind Heads of their responsibility for enforcing punctuality and for watching attendance records. Periodical checks is the need of the hour and reason for absence should be closely examined and staff should be reminded that a consistently bad record of punctuality and attendance constitutes a legitimate reason for dismissal.

C.C. Managing Director                                                                                                                                                                                         Raj

Novak Djokovic Serbia's highest medal,Dr.V.S.Acharya death,Madagascar cyclone

Name the renowned Urdu poet who passed away after battling lung cancer recently.
Akhlaq Mohammad Khan

Name the Karnataka Higher Education Minister who passed away in Bangalore recently.

Who was honoured with Serbia's highest honour, the Karadjordje Star medal?
Novak Djokovic

Name the cyclonic storm that has hit Madagascar.
Cyclone Giovanna

Which Asian country is ready to increase its participation to help solve EU debt crisis?

At what value has Bank of Japan set to expand its asset purchase programme?
10tn yen($130 billion)

Name the actor who was presented with a National Medal of Arts for his contributions to American culture.
Al Pacino

Where has JSW Energy planned to setup 450-600MW coal-fired plant?
South Africa

Name the 2 recently-retired football national team veterans who were felicitated by All India Football Federation.
Climax Lawrence and Mahesh Gawli

With which US-based company did TTK Prestige Ltd. tie up recently?
World Kitchen